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Faking It Book

Faking It Book
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Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a winner even if you’re the farthest thing from it.

Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a winner even if you’re the farthest thing from it.

$15

Cat Battle Armor

Cat Battle Armor
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Get Mr. Fluffums ready for combat by suiting him up in this cat battle armor. This custom leather armor is flexible enough for your cat to move freely without hampering its agility and looks glorious on any breed of cat. The neighborhood dog won’t stand a chance.

Get Mr. Fluffums ready for combat by suiting him up in this cat battle armor. This custom leather armor is flexible enough for your cat to move freely without hampering its agility and looks glorious on any breed of cat. The neighborhood dog won’t stand a chance.

$600

Pee-Litical Targets

Pee-Litical Targets
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Relieve yourself in more than one way by taking aim at your least favorite politicians with these Pee-Litical Targets. You’ll be able to project colored images of political figures like “Nervous Nancy”, “Sleepy Joe”, and last but not least, the “Angry Creamsicle.”

Relieve yourself in more than one way by taking aim at your least favorite politicians with these Pee-Litical Targets. You’ll be able to project colored images of political figures like “Nervous Nancy”, “Sleepy Joe”, and last but not least, the “Angry Creamsicle.”

$23.99

Poop Like A Champ Gummies

Poop Like A Champ Gummies
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Nothing will ensure you meet your daily fiber requirement like popping a few of these Poop Like A Champion gummies. They come in savory flavors like peach, orange, and strawberry and are packed with so much fiber that just a few gummies is all you’ll need.

Nothing will ensure you meet your daily fiber requirement like popping a few of these Poop Like A Champion gummies. They come in savory flavors like peach, orange, and strawberry and are packed with so much fiber that just a few gummies is all you’ll need.

$19.97

Confetti High Fives

Confetti High Fives
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Celebrate national high five day – yes that’s actually a thing – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events and weddings.

Celebrate national high five day – yes that’s actually a thing – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events and weddings.

$7.95

Diseases Caused By Masturbation Book

Diseases Caused By Masturbation Book
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At long last, the terrifying truth has been revealed! Originally published in 1760 – an age of enlightenment and scientific advancement – Diseases Caused By Masturbation is a medical treatise that examines the horrific side-affects that occur from diddling yourself!

At long last, the terrifying truth has been revealed! Originally published in 1760 – an age of enlightenment and scientific advancement – Diseases Caused By Masturbation is a medical treatise that examines the horrific side-affects that occur from diddling yourself!

$12.99

Realistic Boobies Pillow

Realistic Boobies Pillow
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Get to second base on a nightly basis by resting your head on the ample bosoms of the realistic boobies pillow. Measuring 15″ x 11″, this this eye-catching pillow is made form a high quality and ultra soft memory foam that will cradle you like no ever has.

Get to second base on a nightly basis by resting your head on the ample bosoms of the realistic boobies pillow. Measuring 15″ x 11″, this this eye-catching pillow is made form a high quality and ultra soft memory foam that will cradle you like no ever has.

$119

Stick Shift Fidget Toy

Stick Shift Fidget Toy
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This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enthusiast with restless hands.

This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enthusiast with restless hands.

$7.99

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy

Creepy Peeping Tom Prank Toy
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Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

$39.99

Spongebob Squarepants Couch

Spongebob Squarepants Couch
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There’s no better place to waste away an entire day watching cartoons than on the Spongebob Squarepants couch. The couch is shaped like our favorite underwater invertebrate and made from a soft and durable polyester fabric ideal for handling any mess.

There’s no better place to waste away an entire day watching cartoons than on the Spongebob Squarepants couch. The couch is shaped like our favorite underwater invertebrate and made from a soft and durable polyester fabric ideal for handling any mess.

$72.8

The Gift Of Nothing

The Gift Of Nothing
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This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

$22.38

Chickenshit Drinking Game

Chickenshit Drinking Game
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See how much of a social butterfly you really are by playing Chickenshit – the social drinking game. In this incredibly entertaining card game players must attempt to complete challenges with the help of complete strangers.

See how much of a social butterfly you really are by playing Chickenshit – the social drinking game. In this incredibly entertaining card game players must attempt to complete challenges with the help of complete strangers.

$20

The Dundies Trophy

The Dundies Trophy
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Show your hard working employees how much they mean to you by presenting them with a Dundee Award. This coveted award can be selected with or without the decorative red and gold column and can be engraved with the the caption of your choice.

Show your hard working employees how much they mean to you by presenting them with a Dundee Award. This coveted award can be selected with or without the decorative red and gold column and can be engraved with the the caption of your choice.

$19.95

Donald Trump Toilet Paper

Donald Trump Toilet Paper
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With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the remnants of your chocolate dragon.

With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the remnants of your chocolate dragon.

$9.95

All My Friends Are Dead Kid’s Book

All My Friends Are Dead Kid’s Book
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Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.

Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.

$5.59

Adjustable Frog Eyes Sleeping Mask

Adjustable Frog Eyes Sleeping Mask
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Why settle for a plain old sleep mask when you can shield your eyes from the light with this amazingly styled adjustable frog eyes sleeping mask? It comes with an adjustable strap to contour to any head size along with movable eye lids for added fun.

Why settle for a plain old sleep mask when you can shield your eyes from the light with this amazingly styled adjustable frog eyes sleeping mask? It comes with an adjustable strap to contour to any head size along with movable eye lids for added fun.

$10.55

Horror Movie Garden Gnomes

Horror Movie Garden Gnomes
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Help keep strangers off your perfectly manicured lawn by unleashing these horror movie garden gnomes. If these ghoulish garden gnomes look a bit familiar, it’s because they’re designed like the most terrifying and iconic movie monsters in cinematic history.

Help keep strangers off your perfectly manicured lawn by unleashing these horror movie garden gnomes. If these ghoulish garden gnomes look a bit familiar, it’s because they’re designed like the most terrifying and iconic movie monsters in cinematic history.

$55

Bible Study Shirt

Bible Study Shirt
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Raise an eyebrow or two wherever you go by completing your outfit with this Bible study shirt. This play on the very recognizable Pornhub logo is guaranteed to incite laughter and make you the talk of any room you enter.

Raise an eyebrow or two wherever you go by completing your outfit with this Bible study shirt. This play on the very recognizable Pornhub logo is guaranteed to incite laughter and make you the talk of any room you enter.

$19.99

Blinker Fluid

Blinker Fluid
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Don’t drive another mile without first refilling your car’s blinker fluid! This maximum strength blinker fluid is good for up to 6,000 blinks and is compatible with all makes and models. Best of all, the ample 8-ounce bottle can be used for storage once it’s all used up.

Don’t drive another mile without first refilling your car’s blinker fluid! This maximum strength blinker fluid is good for up to 6,000 blinks and is compatible with all makes and models. Best of all, the ample 8-ounce bottle can be used for storage once it’s all used up.

$6.95

Crap Taxidermy Book

Crap Taxidermy Book
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Have a laugh looking through failed works inside the pages of this Crap Taxidermy book. This nightmare inducing work of art showcases some of the most spectacularly atrocious attempts at taxidermy ever attempted by man.

Have a laugh looking through failed works inside the pages of this Crap Taxidermy book. This nightmare inducing work of art showcases some of the most spectacularly atrocious attempts at taxidermy ever attempted by man.

$9.5

Penile Exercise Weight Set

Penile Exercise Weight Set
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Improve your performance in the bedroom by upping your game with this penile exercise weight set. This stretcher and extender is made from a soft silicone to provide a more natural feel and comes with four exercise balls ranging from 22-grams to 62-grams.

Improve your performance in the bedroom by upping your game with this penile exercise weight set. This stretcher and extender is made from a soft silicone to provide a more natural feel and comes with four exercise balls ranging from 22-grams to 62-grams.

$17.79

2020 One Star Very Bad T-Shirt

2020 One Star Very Bad T-Shirt
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Could there be a more fitting shirt for this disappointment of a year than this 2020 one-star t-shirt? This hilarious yet very accurate shirt is available in fifteen color options and in both adult and children sizes so the kids can get in on the fun as well.

Could there be a more fitting shirt for this disappointment of a year than this 2020 one-star t-shirt? This hilarious yet very accurate shirt is available in fifteen color options and in both adult and children sizes so the kids can get in on the fun as well.

$11.9

Failed Exams Answers Book

Failed Exams Answers Book
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Laugh at the misfortune of flunked students as you flip through the pages of the Failed Exams Answers book. This book is a compilation – arranged by subject – of the most clever and incorrect answers ever imaginable. It’s a true indictment of the education system.

Laugh at the misfortune of flunked students as you flip through the pages of the Failed Exams Answers book. This book is a compilation – arranged by subject – of the most clever and incorrect answers ever imaginable. It’s a true indictment of the education system.

$9.67

Home Is Where The Weed At

Home Is Where The Weed At
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Nothing says home sweet home like plopping down on the sofa, lighting one up and admiring the “Home Is Where The Weed At” sign. This quaint embroidery is handmade with THC TLC in every stitch and adds to the homey environment of the house.

Nothing says home sweet home like plopping down on the sofa, lighting one up and admiring the “Home Is Where The Weed At” sign. This quaint embroidery is handmade with THC TLC in every stitch and adds to the homey environment of the house.

$40

Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Shakespearean Insult Bandages
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Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

$6.93

World’s Smallest Klein Bottle

World’s Smallest Klein Bottle
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There’s no better knick-knack for your burgeoning collection of fourth dimensional objects than the world’s smallest Klein bottle. This self contained bottle is approximately 1 1/4″ tall and hand blown by an expert artisan out of a durable borosilicate glass.

There’s no better knick-knack for your burgeoning collection of fourth dimensional objects than the world’s smallest Klein bottle. This self contained bottle is approximately 1 1/4″ tall and hand blown by an expert artisan out of a durable borosilicate glass.

$95

The Bullshit Button

The Bullshit Button
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Call out everyone’s BS in the most hilarious and creative way possible by pressing the bullshit button. This must have novelty accessory runs on 2 AAA batteries and emits a loud noise that is guaranteed to get everyone’s attention as well as a laugh or two.

Call out everyone’s BS in the most hilarious and creative way possible by pressing the bullshit button. This must have novelty accessory runs on 2 AAA batteries and emits a loud noise that is guaranteed to get everyone’s attention as well as a laugh or two.

$9.85

Donald Trump Toilet Bowl Decal

Donald Trump Toilet Bowl Decal
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Give 45 a piece of your mind by placing this Donald Trump toilet bowl decal inside of your porcelain throne. This large die cut toilet bowl sticker measures 7.33″ x 12.12″ and will make your toilet a surefire conversation piece with every guest.

Give 45 a piece of your mind by placing this Donald Trump toilet bowl decal inside of your porcelain throne. This large die cut toilet bowl sticker measures 7.33″ x 12.12″ and will make your toilet a surefire conversation piece with every guest.

$13.75

Prank Fake Bird Poop

Prank Fake Bird Poop
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Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

$9.98

Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball

Sarcastic Magic 8-Ball
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Get answers to life’s biggest questions with a little sass by asking the almighty sarcastic magic 8-ball. Upon asking it your burning questions, the all-knowing 8-ball will reply with a variety of hilarious quips like “ask me if I care” or “in your dreams”.

Get answers to life’s biggest questions with a little sass by asking the almighty sarcastic magic 8-ball. Upon asking it your burning questions, the all-knowing 8-ball will reply with a variety of hilarious quips like “ask me if I care” or “in your dreams”.

$74.99

Calm The Fuck Down Coloring Book

Calm The Fuck Down Coloring Book
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Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do until the Valium kicks in”.

Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do until the Valium kicks in”.

$4.99

Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper

Pooping Man Condiment Bottle Topper
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Keep the mood light by bringing some crude humor to the dinner table with this pooping man condiment bottle topper. This humorous add-on will make it appear like a little man is dumping out all over your burger or hotdog, making this a must-have for lunch with the kids.

Keep the mood light by bringing some crude humor to the dinner table with this pooping man condiment bottle topper. This humorous add-on will make it appear like a little man is dumping out all over your burger or hotdog, making this a must-have for lunch with the kids.

$6.99