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Learn how to seem like a better person without actually having to improve yourself by learning how to fake it using this helpful book. Inside the informative pages of “Faking It”, you’ll learn everything necessary to appear like a winner even if you’re the farthest thing from it.

Get Mr. Fluffums ready for combat by suiting him up in this cat battle armor. This custom leather armor is flexible enough for your cat to move freely without hampering its agility and looks glorious on any breed of cat. The neighborhood dog won’t stand a chance.

Relieve yourself in more than one way by taking aim at your least favorite politicians with these Pee-Litical Targets. You’ll be able to project colored images of political figures like “Nervous Nancy”, “Sleepy Joe”, and last but not least, the “Angry Creamsicle.”

Nothing will ensure you meet your daily fiber requirement like popping a few of these Poop Like A Champion gummies. They come in savory flavors like peach, orange, and strawberry and are packed with so much fiber that just a few gummies is all you’ll need.

Celebrate national high five day – yes that’s actually a thing – with an epic confetti blasting high five. This re-loadable hand device shoots out biodegradable confetti when you high five someone. It’s perfect for sporting events and weddings.

At long last, the terrifying truth has been revealed! Originally published in 1760 – an age of enlightenment and scientific advancement – Diseases Caused By Masturbation is a medical treatise that examines the horrific side-affects that occur from diddling yourself!

Get to second base on a nightly basis by resting your head on the ample bosoms of the realistic boobies pillow. Measuring 15″ x 11″, this this eye-catching pillow is made form a high quality and ultra soft memory foam that will cradle you like no ever has.

This stick shift fidget toy is perfect for gearheads who love manual transmissions. This neat keychain features a high quality construction and can actually move just like a real life gear stick shifter – making it ideal for any auto enthusiast with restless hands.

Teach your children about stranger danger in the most cruel and unforgivable way possible with the creepy peeping Tom prank toy. Simply place Mr. Tom at the lowest point of your kid’s window and watch as they spend the rest of their lives forever traumatized.

There’s no better place to waste away an entire day watching cartoons than on the Spongebob Squarepants couch. The couch is shaped like our favorite underwater invertebrate and made from a soft and durable polyester fabric ideal for handling any mess.

This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.

See how much of a social butterfly you really are by playing Chickenshit – the social drinking game. In this incredibly entertaining card game players must attempt to complete challenges with the help of complete strangers.

Show your hard working employees how much they mean to you by presenting them with a Dundee Award. This coveted award can be selected with or without the decorative red and gold column and can be engraved with the the caption of your choice.

With the Donald Trump toilet paper you’ll finally have a chance to shit all over this mockery of a presidential candidate. Each square comes printed with a black and grey portrait of the eccentric billionaire eagerly waiting to taste the remnants of your chocolate dragon.

Like many important life lessons, teaching kids about something is best done in laughable cartoon form. All My Friends Are Dead is a hilarious book that teaches your kids about death. Follow this book up with “Everyone Poops” afterwards to lighten the mood.

Why settle for a plain old sleep mask when you can shield your eyes from the light with this amazingly styled adjustable frog eyes sleeping mask? It comes with an adjustable strap to contour to any head size along with movable eye lids for added fun.

Help keep strangers off your perfectly manicured lawn by unleashing these horror movie garden gnomes. If these ghoulish garden gnomes look a bit familiar, it’s because they’re designed like the most terrifying and iconic movie monsters in cinematic history.

Raise an eyebrow or two wherever you go by completing your outfit with this Bible study shirt. This play on the very recognizable Pornhub logo is guaranteed to incite laughter and make you the talk of any room you enter.

Don’t drive another mile without first refilling your car’s blinker fluid! This maximum strength blinker fluid is good for up to 6,000 blinks and is compatible with all makes and models. Best of all, the ample 8-ounce bottle can be used for storage once it’s all used up.

Have a laugh looking through failed works inside the pages of this Crap Taxidermy book. This nightmare inducing work of art showcases some of the most spectacularly atrocious attempts at taxidermy ever attempted by man.

Improve your performance in the bedroom by upping your game with this penile exercise weight set. This stretcher and extender is made from a soft silicone to provide a more natural feel and comes with four exercise balls ranging from 22-grams to 62-grams.

Could there be a more fitting shirt for this disappointment of a year than this 2020 one-star t-shirt? This hilarious yet very accurate shirt is available in fifteen color options and in both adult and children sizes so the kids can get in on the fun as well.

Laugh at the misfortune of flunked students as you flip through the pages of the Failed Exams Answers book. This book is a compilation – arranged by subject – of the most clever and incorrect answers ever imaginable. It’s a true indictment of the education system.

Nothing says home sweet home like plopping down on the sofa, lighting one up and admiring the “Home Is Where The Weed At” sign. This quaint embroidery is handmade with THC TLC in every stitch and adds to the homey environment of the house.

Treat thy cuts and bruises with a dash of 16th century wit by covering them up using these Shakespearean Insult Bandages. Each one is adorned with an image of the famous playwright along with one of fifteen insults from his iconic plays.

There’s no better knick-knack for your burgeoning collection of fourth dimensional objects than the world’s smallest Klein bottle. This self contained bottle is approximately 1 1/4″ tall and hand blown by an expert artisan out of a durable borosilicate glass.

Call out everyone’s BS in the most hilarious and creative way possible by pressing the bullshit button. This must have novelty accessory runs on 2 AAA batteries and emits a loud noise that is guaranteed to get everyone’s attention as well as a laugh or two.

Give 45 a piece of your mind by placing this Donald Trump toilet bowl decal inside of your porcelain throne. This large die cut toilet bowl sticker measures 7.33″ x 12.12″ and will make your toilet a surefire conversation piece with every guest.

Ruin your buddy’s day and freak him out like only a best bud can by covering his car with this prank fake bird poop. This realistic looking bird poop won’t damage or stain car paint or fabrics and will easily wash off with some water.

Get answers to life’s biggest questions with a little sass by asking the almighty sarcastic magic 8-ball. Upon asking it your burning questions, the all-knowing 8-ball will reply with a variety of hilarious quips like “ask me if I care” or “in your dreams”.

Let your irreverent sense of humor run wild without ruffling any feathers by unwinding with this “Calm The Fuck Down” coloring book. It comes full of beautiful patterns that are complemented by sassy quips such as “Something to do until the Valium kicks in”.

Keep the mood light by bringing some crude humor to the dinner table with this pooping man condiment bottle topper. This humorous add-on will make it appear like a little man is dumping out all over your burger or hotdog, making this a must-have for lunch with the kids.