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Quit throwing your money away on toilet paper once and for all by upgrading to the Roto Wipe. This handy bathroom accessory fits right under the toilet seat so that you can conveniently clean your nether-regions with the soft bristles of the rotating cleaning wheel.

From the online mischief maker that gave us the “knock knock hijack” and “hotel graffiti” comes But….You’re A Horse romance novel. A varied collections of gags, anecdotes, and pranks that have nothing whatsoever to do with the cover.

Give your poultry the massive guns of their dreams by outfitting them with a pair of chicken arms. The tiny arms are 3D-printed and are held together by a thin wire that you place over the chicken to keep the arms perfectly in place without restraining their movement.

Learn the proud history of racial profiling and become a knowledgeable new age bigot by reading A Practical Guide to Racism. This provocative read breaks down common stereotypes and examines minorities in detail so you can better understand our multicultural world.

Ensure your child struggles in life by setting a terrible foundation of the alphabet with “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made”. This painfully fun read humorously addresses “mischievous words” that ignore the rules of phonetics and spelling.

Keep your hormonal mess of teen from turning into a total jackass by having him or her read “How Not To Be A Dick”. Author Meghan Doherty provides straightforward advice paired with comical “Dick and Jane” styled cartoons to teach everyday etiquette.

Keep track of all the genius ideas, fleeting thoughts, and big questions that arise while flying high by writing them down in the How High Am I journal. This guided journal comes with a list of intriguing prompts and ample space to doodle and record your brilliant ideas.

Being hung like a horse is a curse few understand. Learn how to cope with your gargantuan gonzo with this helpful guide. It comes filled with prayers, daily affirmations, and thoughtful quotes to help manage day-to-day life with your magnum dong.

Keep guests from acting out their favorite Scarface scenes in your home with the “no cocaine in the bathroom” stitch. Following the stitch pattern results in a fun and quaint way to warn those shady house guests to refrain from certain illegal activities.

See what you’d look like if you ate fast food 24/7 by putting on this men’s super size mask. The mask covers the lower half of the face and is fitted with an elastic band so that you can easily put in on and take it off. It’s the perfect accessory for dozens of creative costumes.

“Well hung” has a new meaning with this incredible wall calendar. The NDP calendar features 12 months of Mother Nature’s finest shaft-like formations from all around the world. Definitely not your typical nature calendar but one that rocks… hard!

Drive ’em wild by spritzing your fine self with some Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d’Orange. This unique fragrance blends the smells of semen, sweat, blood, and breast milk into a potent and unforgettable scent that’ll make you ooze raw sexual charisma.

Express yourself without having to directly encounter another actual human being by leaving behind one of these passive aggressive notes. These effortlessly witty notes allow you to conveniently address a range of behavioral failures in others.

These glow in the dark penis tire valves are great whether you’re looking to prank someone or just want to give your ride a little extra curb appeal. Each pint-sized penis is 3D printed and emits a bright neon green glow that’s impossible to miss.

Bring some hilarity and laughter into your everyday life with The Screaming Goat figurine. Ideal for goat-lovers who are fan of screaming goat videos, this small goat companion that will emit a loud and wildly entertaining scream upon pressing down on the stump stand.

Feel like you’re on cloud nine while lounging around the house by resting your noggin on this weed bag throw pillow. This marvelously designed and incredibly comfy pillow is styled to look like a ginormous zip-lock bag full of some dank green nugs.

Ensure your next family game night is one the kids will never forget by playing the Hay In A Needle Stack board game! The box measures 11.25” x 9” x 3.25” and comes with the high-quality graphic printed over every square inch of the exterior.

Transform yourself into the freakiest canine the world has ever seen by topping off your costume with this realistic dog head mask. This outrageous latex and faux fur mask provides a roomy fit that’s ideal for both children and adults.

Bring humor and natural beauty to any part of your home with the cocktus planter pot. Each air dry clay pot measures around three inches tall, can be customized with the color of your choice, and is individually handmade to ensure each pot is truly unique.

The Serial Killers adult coloring book is one book you definitely don’t want to put in the kid’s playroom by mistake. Each page spotlights a notorious serial killer like David Berkowitz, Ed Kemper, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ted Bundy, and The Zodiac Killer.

The Awkward Moments Children’s Bible is the hilarious adult themed read designed to get you thinking critically about the good book. It combines a series of actual bible verses and whimsical illustrations to get readers thinking about how the Bible shapes our culture.

Everyone’s favorite wacky inflatable tube man is making the leap from the used car lot to your living space! Available in two desktop appropriate sizes, it’s designed to fit on top of a small base that can be operated with the push of a single button.

Fight temptation and keep yourself on the straight and narrow by placing this Jesus is watching sticker on your laptop. This hilarious sticker is made from vinyl, is available in three different sizes, and is perfect for families with mischievous kids.

Ensure you’re prepared for your journey into the afterlife by studying the Handbook For The Recently Deceased. This unique prop is handmade with meticulous detail to resemble the one from the unforgettable Beetlejuice movie.

Make the most out of the precious time you have on this earth with your children by traumatizing them for life with this easy to follow instructional book. It utilizes 7 proven methods that apply to all parenting styles so kids everywhere can be forever scarred.

Why blend in when you can stand out with this cigar in a mouth face mask. This amusing laser printed face mask is made from a waterproof cloth that’s breathable, soft to the touch, and washable so that you can use it over and over again.

Ladies, prepare to enter a fantasy world where men listen to your issues, prepare delicious home-cooked meals, and clean the house when you dig into the pages of the “Porn for Women” book. It portrays the opposite sex just as you’d always imagined.

Get in touch with your inner crustacean when you slip on a pair of giant lobster claws. Who needs things like fingers and opposable thumbs when you can trade that all in for a pair of gnarly 14 1/2″ silicone pincers great for clawing stuff and making you look awesome in general.

Liven up the drab workplace environment with the Kevin eating broccoli wall clock. Rather than displaying traditional numbers, each hour is represented by a different image of Kevin Malone eating broccoli. It’s the perfect gift for your Office-loving coworker.

Become a sexual stallion in the bedroom by training using this men’s penis exercise system. It helps you naturally strengthen pelvic floor muscles for longer stamina and stronger, longer lasting erections with complete control.

This unofficially licensed Star Wars Kama Sutra book features all of your favorite Star Wars action figures in re-imagined sexual positions such as “AT-AT Style”, “The XXX Wing”, “Revenge Of The Fist”, and everyone’s favorite “The Force Awakens.”

This belly button lint brush is the modern-day accessory that’s been missing from your life. Available in a variety of alluring colors like purple, pink, yellow, green, and blue, this tiny brush will help you quickly and effectively pick out that hard-to-reach lint buried deep inside.