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Hard drugs just became obsolete – introducing the world’s strongest coffee. Perfect for those extra busy days, this powerful roast is 200% stronger than regular blends and can keep you up for 3 days straight, as long as you don’t mind the occasional heart attack.

Mornings will never be the same once the ultimate breakfast machine enters your life. In just five minutes this glorious machine will make you a complete breakfast sandwich. It’s the delicious and cost effective way to clog your arteries from the comfort of home!

Stop rummaging through Starburst bags looking for the one flavor you actually enjoy eating – now you can directly order an entire pound of your favorite Starburst color and go on an insulin spiking, cavity spawning sugar rush for the ages.

The giant gummy bear is an epic achievement in mankind’s culinary history. This massive gummy bear weighs over 4.5 pounds and has a wide variety of uses outside of its own nutritional value, making this sugary monstrosity perfect for any occasion.

ThisIsWhyImFat – this ‘Do It Yourself’ style ice cream maker will have you eating professional style ice cream from the convenience of your home. This DIY Ice Cream Maker is a great housewarming gift to give to someone who you secretly want to become obese very rapidly.

Quit trying to serve guests your nasty balls at your BBQ – now you can whip up some meatballs grilled to perfection with this clever BBQ meatball grilling basket. The basket is capable of holding up to 12 meatballs at once, so you can have a delicious dozen ready fast.

Roast your plump weenie to perfection in the funniest way possible with this anatomically correct hot dog cooker made from stainless steel. The statue will not only entertain guests, but will also allow you to get a slow cook on the hot dogs as they hover above the grill.

Race to the finish line of inebriation with this Ice Luge drinking mold. The Ice Luge mold allows you to easily create your own block of ice that you pour alcohol down while your fellow alcoholic enabling buddies drink the chilled nectar from the Ice Luge.

The modern glass cereal bowl gives you a first row seat to witness your crunchy cereal become a soggy mush. This glass bowl is dishwasher safe and sports a minimalistic design that is perfect for adding a modern touch to your kitchenware. 

Set your treats apart by giving them an eye-catching 420 twist using this weed crumble topping. This unique and sweet topping is lovingly handmade mainly from Oreos and comes in either a classic green or groovy purple color.

What better gift for the foodie who has it all than a subscription to this gourmet PB&J of the month club? Each month, this one-of-a-kind club delivers finger-licking sandwiches filled with gourmet peanut butter and jellies from specialized boutiques from around the globe.

Put your spice tolerance to the ultimate test by snacking on this Carolina Reaper tortilla chip. This hellishly spicy chip comes wrapped in a coffin shaped bag and is made using the incredibly hot Carolina Reaper pepper – said to be one of the hottest in the world.

Whipping up delicious homemade treats is easier than ever when you make them with this weed edibles kit. Inside the kit, you’ll find everything you’ll need to bake up come gourmet cannabis infused treats – just add your favorite strain and you’re good to go.

Experience a sugar rush of coma inducing levels by taking on this giant ten pound Toblerone bar by yourself. Weighing in at  just under ten pounds, this gigantic bar makes the perfect gift for any one with sweet tooth and a monster appetite.

Impress friends and family with your sophisticated palate by preparing your food using this spherical food converter. It lets you turn almost anything into tiny edible caviar shaped pearls that look like they would cost a fortune.

Send your sandwiches over the top by making them extra delicious with help from this stainless steel butter wheel. This kitchen must-have allows you to easily and quickly butter a piece of sliced bread or a hamburger bun like a pro.

Level up your next taco fiesta with the Taco Toaster. The Taco Toaster allows you to sidestep those subpar storebought hard shells and make your own without any oil for frying, meaning that they’re low on fat, cholesterol, and calories.

Help your body remain nourished, even when there’s no food around, with these edible survival tabs. These tasty chewable tablets come in compact packages to minimize bulk and contain 15 essential vitamins and minerals that your body needs for survival.

Get cheeky with your favorite chocolate lover by gifting them a care package of these rude label chocolate bars. Each delectable 135-gram chocolate bar comes with a hilariously crude label like “Milky Nickers”, “Minge”, and “S&M’s.”

Wave goodbye to dieting when this stuffed waffle iron enters your life. The Wonderffle is the must-have kitchen appliance that lets you conveniently make Belgian-style waffles stuffed with your favorite foods inside of them – making them ideal for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.

The giant bag of marshmallows. When you absolutely, positively got to rot every healthy tooth in your mouth, accept no substitutes. This enormous bag gives you eight pounds of sugar, corn syrup, and other processed ingredients to make your heart smile and your teeth decay.

Take your sexcapades to new heights by stuffing your lover’s mouth with this cheeseburger slider ball gag. The ergonomical design allows it to fit comfortably in your gluttonous slave’s orifice and carries no unpleasant plastic odors.

Get kinky come snack time by sinking your teeth into a delicious white Belgian chocolate edible anus. Each delectable little anus is made from pure Belgian chocolate that will flood your senses and mouth with its unmatched taste and rich creaminess.

Get frisky during snack time by getting your lips around one of these risqué lollies. Each delectable treat is handmade from the best quality ingredients like rich milk and Belgian chocolate and is then hand painted with the colors of your choice.

Throw proper dental hygiene to the wind by indulging in some freeze dried Skittles. These delectable frozen treats will delight your taste buds and are available in flavored packs such as “tropical”, “original”, “wild berry”, “sweet”, and “sour”.

Lighten your load without forgoing the essentials by packing this dehydrated water in a can. It features a 100% organic and BPA-free formula guaranteed to quench your thirst – just add water and enjoy. Once you’re done you can even use the can for storage.

Forget The Tortilla Challenge, if you really want to test your spice threshold then you need to try The Death Nut Challenge! To claim victory you have to chow down on 5 progressively hot extra large Virginia peanuts that are infused with some of the hottest peppers known to man.

Start the day with a sugar rush for the ages by serving yourself a bowl of Lucky Charms Just Magical Marshmallows. Your bowl will be full of delectable little marshmallow hearts, stars, horseshoes, blue moons, clovers, and red balloons with no oats in sight.

Make your already frosty brew even more refreshing by topping it off using the beer slushie machine. An ideal purchase for the beer enthusiast who has everything, the machine complements your beer with a flavorful layer of thick and creamy frosting of booze.

Become a liquor connoisseur by having some of the world’s best brands delivered right to your doorstep. Try from a variety of liquor sampling boxes including gin, rum, whiskey. Enjoy free shipping and live tasting events.

Put your spicy food threshold to the test with The Choco Challenge. Designed to pair with white chocolate, the White Lightning challenge comes with an incredibly spicy 12-pepper blend made up of peppers like the Chocolate Reaperuga and the Chocolate Bhutlah.

Transport your taste buds back to your care-free childhood days by snacking on this ’90s retro candy. This variety box comes jam-packed with all sorts of ’90s themed goodies Skittles, Hubba Bubba Bubble Tape, and Push Pops!